Diary: BETC takes the mic

When Diary heard that BETC London's founders Matthew Charlton and Neil Dawson had formed a band and were going to play a gig at BETC's headquarters in Paris, we decided to have a bit of a laugh and mock up pictures of them in ridiculous rock-star outfits (they appeared in the 27 May issue). But not even our most creative efforts were a patch on the real thing. As these pictures show, it was more "dads dancing at a wedding" than Rolling Stones playing Wembley. Did someone say midlife crisis?