Diary: What a cheeky Monkey

Not content with his orgasmic experience drinking PG Tips, Monkey, of Al and Monkey fame, is on the hunt for his latest adrenalin fix. Climaxing over tea in a public place is not enough for this knitted mammal - his next mission will see him run a mile in the buff.

But this isn't just a case of pure exhibitionism; Monkey is actually doing his bit for charity by taking part in Sainsbury's Sport Relief Mile during Sport Relief Weekend next week.

The fame-hungry Monkey doesn't get his kecks off for nothing, though - he wants 500,000 fans on Facebook before he exposes his most prized banana. Diary is just thankful that his partner, Al, aka Johnny Vegas, won't be following Monkey's lead.