Last year, we showed the IPA's former legal affairs director as the new mayor of Reigate and Banstead.
Since then, the glittering prizes have continued to roll in, the most recent being the sword of honour of the British Promotional Merchandise Association. Yes, really.
Just to prove it, here's a picture of Liz Karn, the BPMA's president, presenting Circus with his magnificent weapon.
Campaign was quickly on the phone to Circus to congratulate him. "Don't mock," he sniggered. As if we would. And what did he do to deserve such an honour? "Err ... ask me another," he said.