Despite the evening going off without a hitch, during which the account director, Angus Crowther, revealed that he was the proud owner of a lesbian grandmother, and the Italian art director, Carla Greco, confided that she'd only stayed in London after her first visit because her car was clamped by an over-amorous traffic warden, it seemed that the person most troubled by the whole affair was Collister himself.
"I was bricking myself,
he says candidly. "But the really scary thing? Having your script ripped apart ruthlessly and without mercy. That hadn't happened to me for 15 years,
he sobs. Well, now you know how it feels.