Diary: Has Davidson boobed with new book?

Female? Looking for a Christmas present for your other half? Well, look no further. Tony Davidson's long-awaited tome dedicated to the two most important female assets has hit bookshops.

Nope, this isn't a tribute to the female of the species' personality or sense of humour; Davidson's book, One Track Mind, comprises images of things that resemble breasts.

But this book isn't just an opportunity to titillate (sorry), as the proceeds of the breast-a-like compendium are going to charity.

Davidson explains: "I've always collected stuff for no reason. I didn't set out to write a book, then my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and my father passed away following a battle with prostate cancer. It got me thinking about the pictures I'd been taking - could I put them to good use?"