Who are these people? You know who we mean. They’re always described as
‘ad agency chief’ or ‘supremo’ and, of course, you’ve never heard of
them. And then they go and call the good name of the industry into
The latest is one Tony Clay, ‘ad agency manager’, who appeared in last
weekend’s Sunday magazine with the News of the World. The piece was
about the stories behind the classified ads.
Tony’s ad offered a ‘knitted, naked doll, art school project, saucy
rather than dirty, 3ft tall, unique gift, dressed in high-heels and
suspenders, all knitted’.
Tony, who used to drive around with her in the back of his car, claims
she had to go when he got married because ‘she’s a symbol of my
bachelorhood’. Ever the adman, though, he’s offering Dirty Doreen for
sale at the outrageous price of pounds 90. Who is this man?