Diary: E-mail filters keep Zoo staff safe from wildlife

Pesky things, e-mail firewalls - blocking all those lewd forwards designed to brighten up your day.

The staff at Emap must be particularly peeved by their e-mail policing if the blocking of an e-mail sent by Campaign to its lads' mag Zoo is anything to go by.

The e-mail contained the apparently offensive words "near-naked women" (gasp!) which, on close inspection, is as naughty as it got.

Diary wonders how Zoo's contributors fare when sending though their copy to the title - Jodie Marsh's intellectual look at "spanking, spitting and swallowing" running this week would surely have had to be hand delivered.