At Twitter.com/notsirsorrell, users are treated to such make- believe Sorrell gems as "Here's something you may not know - the Martini is named after me" and "I am hiring a gardener. Either that, or I'll put a bunch more people on gardening leave. Apply now."
We also discover his purported feelings about digital: "Drop it off a cliff and make room for more TV." And on pro-bono campaigns: "Proper admen do not work for free."
But snide comments are clearly where Sorrell excels - or so the Twitterers claim - with everyone from Saatchi ("Charles has been copying everything I do for years. You get used to it") to Campaign ("There are so many references to WPP companies, you'd think I already own it") feeling his wrath.
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