Girls! Need to analyse who you really are? Look no further than London's Theatreland and the play by a former account director Jules Leyser, All Words for Sex.
It centres around the therapy of four media lovelies, one of whom is a prick-teasing control freak. And guess what, she's in PR.
However, Diary can reveal that Leyser, who wrote the piece after quitting her job at Bartle Bogle Hegarty in 1999, has also worked at Saatchi & Saatchi, M&C Saatchi and HHCL & Partners.
So when she says: 'I've seen women with these traits in every agency', worried parties can pop down to the Soho Theatre to reassure themselves they haven't been immortalised.