DIARY: Fantasy Agency League

Word has it that a contract is out on Sue Hildrey, the teacher's pet who works at Garretts. She still tops Campaign's Fantasy Agency League with her team, The Agency.com, having totted up 1,004 points. However, her colleague Tim White, with his team, Whiter Than White, had managed only 71 points so far. But his score has risen by 92 points this month, so he can console himself that he is in the black.

But the best performance has come from a mystery contestant, Tezza at THC2, whose team, Mambo Sapin, rose by 122 points this month, taking its total to 202. Reveal yourself if you would like your six bottles of Laurent-Perrier.