Euphoria can do strange things to people.
Observe, members of the jury, the crazy, transvestite gang in Faulds
Advertising's creative department, who pertained to be so pleased with
their achievements for the year that, for reasons best known to
themselves, they decided to dust down their fishnets and tiaras and don
ladies' attire for the agency's Christmas party.
"There was, sadly, some leg shaving and rumours of bikini waxing but, in
true Scottish tradition, there was nothing worn under the skirts," the
agency's executive creative director, Billy Mawhinney, said with a
twinkle in his eye.
Ye Gads, men, it was Christmas, not Halloween!
Where did you find such eyeball-searingly colourful clobber? Cover
yourselves up immediately and kindly restrict such cross-dressing
practises to your weekends off.