Diary: Fun if you can't Cannes

It's tedious to have to listen to their moaning when one finally crawls back into the office after caning it for a week. Hopefully, those Cinderellas won't be whingeing as much this year now they have their own alternative shindig to attend called "Cannt".

Cannt Crufts dog show
Cannt Crufts dog show

It's the poor man's Cannes and it's taking place in Shoreditch this week. The highlight is the Cannt Crufts dog show, with each agency putting forward its own dog. Beattie McGuinness Bungay's one looks suspiciously like a certain space-obsessed Brummie we know, but Diary's favourite is McCann's obese Rottweiler. View all the dogs here.