Quell suspicions by saying you're out "on Birds Eye business", winking knowingly.
If you've come over all nautical watching the latest Halifax ad, it's time to dust down your sailor suit and sign up for the Inter-Agency Yacht Race. Yes, 27 and 28 May mark the only dates in the agency calendar year where you can wear that tattoo with pride. And it's all in a good cause - Helen House, a children's hospice. Take a look at www.iayr.org.uk and you'll be doing a Leo and Kate before you can hum "we are saving" ... oops, "sailing".