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Diary: It isn't the Tube for once

All credit to the VCCP account manager Pete Munro for his creativity in explaining his recent lateness to the boss. Eschewing the traditional broken boiler or faulty Tube signals excuses, Munro came up with one that even Reggie Perrin would be proud of. Here it is:

Diary: It isn't the Tube for once

"Hi Cade,

Unfortunately I was bitten by a lemur today at the zoo (!) so have been advised to get antibiotics and a tetanus shot. Have been waiting in A&E for a couple of hours this eve but it's really busy and don't know when I'll get seen so I'm going to go to my GP first thing tomorrow instead.

Should be in by about 10.30.

Thanks,

Pete."

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