Well, Campaign readers are being offered this opportunity by Capital Radio Group, the headline sponsor of the forthcoming Campaign Media Awards.
Capital is offering a lucky winner and eight of their colleagues or clients the chance to sit at a table hosted by Blackburn, quaff Champagne and find out just how annoying Christine Hamilton really is.
So, what must readers do to win this prize? Simply look at the four sets of lyrics listed below:
1) "Gold, always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know you're indestructible ..."
2) "I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay, wasting time ..."
3) "My love she throws me like a rubber ball, oh oh oh, the sweetest thing ..."
4) "It's so amazing to be loved, I'd follow you to the moon in the sky above ..."
The first letter of each artist or band name spells out a word describing a music genre close to Blackburn's heart. Then finish the sentence: "My guests and I would love to dine with Tony Blackburn because ..."
Readers must e-mail the word and the completed sentence to email@example.com.
A lucky winner will be notified by 15 November.