There are some mysteries so deep as to be unfathomable, like what does
Michael Hutchence see in Paula Yates? Another is that round the corner
from us in Craven Terrace lies this hairdressers called Media Hair
Systems, but we’ve never seen anyone in the media or advertising go in
there. In fact, we’ve never seen anyone go in there. Is it a front for
the ‘Friends of Chris Woollams’ society? Or is it just the latest in
Rupert Howell’s 3-D total communications set-up? First clients: Trevor
Beattie, Chris Palmer and Guy Zitter.
Lancaster Gate mysteries (2): Q. Which famous adman allegedly regards
our local Greek ressie as his favourite haunt? A. David Abbott. (Well,
we did say ‘allegedly’.)
Lancaster Gate mysteries (3): Q. What was Campaign’s newsroom once more
famous for? A. Before the FA moved down the road, this building was its
HQ and it was from the newsroom that Sir Alf planned the victorious ’66
campaign.
