However, those of you who choose to visit the site www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.html be warned - it's addictive. And there's nothing worse than a Cillit Bang bore ... Agency parties tend to get out of hand. Many an attendee has crept into their workplace the next morning with dignity shattered and career in pieces. But what on earth is going on at Kitcatt Nohr Alexander Shaw? After a recent away day, one member of staff was left with a dislocated finger, while another turned up for work with his foot in a cast ... Ron Leagas has been eagerly searching for Barry Cook's contact details. The reason? He wanted to share the observation that if his outfit, Blac, and Cook's start-up, Krow, were to merge, they would make Blac Krow. Too much time on your hands, Mr Leagas?
Campaign apologises to ITV's acting head of sales, Gary Digby, for putting him off his stroke. Last week, Digby and the rest of the ITV sales team took a troop of London's finest broadcast directors to Spain for a golfing holiday. Digby, normally an excellent golfer, shot an embarrassingly poor round. His excuse? He kept getting interrupted by curious callers, wanting to know if there was any truth in Campaign's front-page story about the departure of his predecessor, Graham Duff. Ever thought of turning your mobile off, Gary? ... Stop press: Eccleshare joins Omnicom early. And before Sir Martin Sorrell drops his morning muffin down his tie, it's not William Eccleshare, but his son. While contract issues have forced Eccleshare senior to wait a while before joining BBDO, young Charlie Eccleshare has no such obstructions and is set to join Proximity London on a three-month work placement ... Those of you who can't get enough of Barry Scott and his testament to the miracle that is Cillit Bang need fret no more. Some genius has turned the ad into a three-minute house mega-mix.