How useful the accompanying photographer was to the homeless masses is hardly left to the imagination ... News that Prince William is to spend a month's work experience in the City with HSBC provoked some sycophancy in the business section of Monday's Daily Telegraph where an ad wished "Good luck to William and the team from everyone at Clemmow Hornby Inge".
Sorry Johnny, you'll have to tug your forelock harder than that for a knighthood ... Jeremy Bowles, the former WCRS managing director, has apparently hung up his advertising boots. The old romantic has bought a pottery, which he and his wife are going to run ... WCRS's Cameron Saunders isn't just another planning geek. The latest edition of DJ magazine has an interview with him about his other job as half of the DJing duo The Young Punx.
Saunders says they have a "kind of homemade don't-give-a-fuck, we'll-do-what-we-want kind of approach" ... Sam Ball, the joint creative director of Lean Mean Fighting Machine over-refreshed at the Campaign Digital Awards.
He celebrated his win with a few too many glasses of bubbly and was discovered lying asleep across three chairs with his flies undone.