Diary: Rapid growth at Fallon

Can it be true? Are creatives taking even less time to get ready in the morning? Diary can't help but notice, with some alarm, that facial hair is sprouting up all over adland's creative departments. Indeed, Fallon has been completely taken over by beardy men. Its new creative management line-up looks like a Fleet Foxes tribute band. Displaying even a passing interest in male grooming is solely for corporate stooges, it would seem. It's enough to make you want to stick on a waistcoat, pick up an acoustic guitar and sing a whimsical ballad.