Diary: Real spirit of Kissmas

We all remember how excited we were as kids to meet Father Christmas, but here's a holiday encounter that's more disturbing than enjoyable.

The man sitting on Santa's knee is Inferno's managing director, Andy Cairns, who was paid a visit last week by Father Kissmas, "the king of festive bling" brought to life by Kiss 100 to promote its festive season. And from the look of the shades-wearing, cocktail-stick-sucking Santa, you can only imagine how careful Cairns was when Kissmas then asked him whether he'd been a good boy this year and what he'd like in his Christmas stocking ...