So here is our token royal wedding story. Wieden & Kennedy has its very own Kate lookalike. The agency's accounts manager, Naomi Bartle, looks so much like William's other half that the agency entered her into a competition in Heat magazine to find the best royal doppelgangers. Bartle got suitably attired and was photographed in front of Buckingham Palace, but, after all that, they missed the competition deadline. There was a happy ending, though - the people at Heat liked her picture so much, she still got a prize.
Diary would look distinctly republican without a mention of the impending nuptials of Prince William and his commoner fiancee Kate Middleton.