One reader offers: "Lidstone's strategic deck for the 3 pitch." "Gerry Moira's shoulders" is also suggested, as are "a box of Garry Lace's shelf wobblers", "Matthew Bull's ego", and "his own contract".
Showing he's game for a laugh, Cadman himself wades in to the debate. Reprising his occasional "Del Boy" impression (dress him and Lidstone in a camel coat and a camouflage jacket and the pair bear a passing resemblance to Peckham's famous siblings), he says: "I was standing on my Robin Reliant. It's amazing what you can do with a bit of retouching these days."
Ed Morris, the Lowe London executive creative director and a former colleague of Cadman's, has the last word. His suggestion was: "Ben Langdon's coffin." Brilliant stuff. Keep them coming in.