Diary: Savage fights the signs of ageing like an art director

Who is the new girl in town? The one with the icy stare and finely chiselled supermodel looks. The blonde bombshell who looks so glamorous and otherworldly she could make Nicole Kidman seem like a frump.

Well, believe it or not, the mystery girl in question is our own Tiger Savage, after what looks like an extreme Hollywood makeover. The photo (right) is what the M&C Saatchi deputy creative director sent in to "update" Campaign's files. Looking at the before and after shots, Diary would like the number of Ms Savage's photographer, pronto.