Diary: What a Scotsman wears under his kilt

So you want to know what a Scotsman wears under his kilt? Well, sadly Diary can only show you what Mother's Jonathan Mildenhall wears under his: white pants from Dolce & Gabbana.

Douglas McArthur, the Radio Advertising Bureau's chief executive, sent us this shot of Mildenhall's Rob Roy impersonation, which was taken at McArthur's recent wedding to the management consultant Miranda Kennett.

"Perhaps a pic for your Review of the Year," McArthur suggests. Sorry, Douglas, we couldn't wait another ten months before sharing this with our readers. After all, they deserve to know where Mildenhall keeps his dirk.

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