Diary: Sorrell's no Don Draper

GQ is giving Sir Martin Sorrell the ego massage of his life this month. The latest issue (out today) has a three-page spread on the WPP boss, illustrated with some alarming images.

In one unintentionally amusing photo, Sorrell is pictured alongside a shot of Mad Men's Don Draper in an identikit pose, which, unfortunately for Sorrell, only serves to make Draper look even more handsome than usual. The most disturbing image is a mock-up of the billboards in New York's Times Square covered with images of Sorrell's face, which, if it ever happens in reality, may be viewed as the first sign of the apocalypse.