DIARY: TOP GEAR - SwingMate golf trainer

Let’s face it, SwingMate sounds like a dating service for wife swappers (0800 111-SWINGMATE).

Let’s face it, SwingMate sounds like a dating service for wife

swappers (0800 111-SWINGMATE).



Available on the internet - that well-known haunt of sad bastards - it’s

an innocent device to help you improve your golf swing.



Click on the bizarre Gadgets & Gizmos website to behold this miracle

product. ’In order to produce consistent, repeatable shots,’ it says,

’you must develop a consistent, reliable swing. Unfortunately, it has

been difficult to measure this aspect, until now!’



The bloody thing operates on the same principle as radar (also handy if

a light aircraft is about to fall out of the sky).



You set it down behind the tee and unleash your swing. Do this a few

times and it’ll figure out how you get your best results. Simply follow

your new pal’s instructions and your score will plummet in no time.



In case you still have doubts, Gadgets & Gizmos has unearthed a quote

from ’golf pro and renowned instructor’ Ken Venturi. ’It’s by far the

best product I’ve ever tested for developing a consistent swing,’ gushes

Ken, as if his garage is crammed full of the things.



Of course, you could just try putting in more practice, like everyone

else.



SwingMate pounds 72



From www.online-catalog.com.



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