Let’s face it, SwingMate sounds like a dating service for wife
swappers (0800 111-SWINGMATE).
Available on the internet - that well-known haunt of sad bastards - it’s
an innocent device to help you improve your golf swing.
Click on the bizarre Gadgets & Gizmos website to behold this miracle
product. ’In order to produce consistent, repeatable shots,’ it says,
’you must develop a consistent, reliable swing. Unfortunately, it has
been difficult to measure this aspect, until now!’
The bloody thing operates on the same principle as radar (also handy if
a light aircraft is about to fall out of the sky).
You set it down behind the tee and unleash your swing. Do this a few
times and it’ll figure out how you get your best results. Simply follow
your new pal’s instructions and your score will plummet in no time.
In case you still have doubts, Gadgets & Gizmos has unearthed a quote
from ’golf pro and renowned instructor’ Ken Venturi. ’It’s by far the
best product I’ve ever tested for developing a consistent swing,’ gushes
Ken, as if his garage is crammed full of the things.
Of course, you could just try putting in more practice, like everyone
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