Diary: Top hotty winners here

It's time, once again, to spit out our cornflakes at the sight of the winners of the IPA top hotty competition.

This year, The Union has brought some humour to the competition by voting their own Jenny Kelloe, who seems to be deliberately not looking her best, as top girl hotty. Meanwhile, John Buckley at Archibald Ingall Stretton is top hot male. Let's hope the pair have cleared their diaries - they're going to be in demand.