Diary: Turkey of the Week - Bartle Bogle Hegarty/KFC

James Hamilton finds it hard to put into words the fear and loathing he feels when Bartle Bogle Hegarty's new KFC 99p mini-fillet burger commercial comes on TV: "I'm amazed that this caterwauling disaster of an ad ever got past the first show-and-tell with the client. The first 'soul food'-themed ads worked, on a greasy chicken kind of level, but this new suburban operatic twist has less soul than the Basildon Travelodge. And less style, too. Bring back the Colonel - all is forgiven."