Diary: Turkey of the week - CLM Paris/Uncle Ben's rice

Anne Cassidy is laughing, but not for the right reasons, at the latest ad campaign for Uncle Ben's stir fry rice by CLM Paris:

"The father in this domestic tableau puts in a performance that is so over the top it's alarming. He's only got two lines but it's enough to convince you he needs to be sectioned and his teen son put into foster care. Also, note to director, incessantly hitting a couple of pots with a wooden spoon doesn't sound like someone making a stir fry."