DIARY: Turkey of the week - Cussions Imperial Leather/BDH TBWA

Camilla Palmer thinks BDH TBWA's spot for Cussons Imperial Leather is a missed opportunity: "Instead of making the bubble-clad lady Paolo di Canio's wife - who'd have to shift from her bath bliss to let hubby soak after an early send-off - it's a ludicrous fantasy of naked muscle-bound European footballers. Thank God he disappears in a puff of smoke after threatening to take off his Y-fronts."