DIARY: Turkey of the week - D'Arcy and Maplan Thaler/Capital One

Rachel Gardner hates this Capital One ad, originally created by D'Arcy and Maplan Thaler: "This is pantomime stuff. Losing your credit card to mermaids who then go out and buy hairdryers and shoes - what on Earth is all that about? The ad has drifted too far into the realms of distractingly naff fantasy to deliver its message properly." If you're fed up with Campaign's choice of Turkeys, e-mail your suggestions to turkeys.campaign@haynet.com.