DIARY: Turkey of the week - D'Arcy New York/Capital One's Platinum Card

Toby Huntington is puzzled by D'Arcy New York's ad for Capital One's Platinum Card: "Two badly dubbed actors discuss purchases made on a credit card, prompting yetis to descend on their chalet. Only the revelation that they used the Platinum card saves them. And how can you take the line 'what's in your wallet?' seriously when said by a monster on a sleigh?"