DIARY: Turkey of the week - DDF International/Turkish Tourist Office

John Tylee is turned off by Instanbul-based DDF International's ad for the Turkish Tourist Office: "More cluttered than a Turkish bazaar, this ad is a consummate example of catch-all international advertising that manages to turn off everybody. Don't think I'll phone for a brochure." Seen worse? E-mail turkeys.campaign@haynet.com.