Diary: Turkey of the week - Delaney Lund Knox Warren & Partners/Batchelors

Noel Bussey is considering shoving a fork in his eyes the next time he sees the latest Batchelors spot from Delaney Lund Knox Warren & Partners:

"Because Batchelors Soupfulls has pasta in it, two overgrown kids, unsure which cutlery to use, decide to have a duel with a fork and a spoon to resolve the apparently pressing issue. The ludicrous joust concludes when the pair fall over. Unfortunately, they are later seen dusting themselves off unwounded. Surely they could have avoided all the fuss by using sporks, one of the great feats of modern engineering."