Diary: Turkey of the week - Farm/Confused.com

Caroline Lovell is left confused after watching Farm's new TV ad, "don't use your loaf", for Confused.com:

"Confucius, the star of Confused.com's latest campaign, is a strange character: an OAP midget with an uncanny resemblance to Yoda from Star Wars, but without the big ears and the Jedi Master skills. Found sat in a wheelbarrow, he hands out wise tips on Confused.com in slow, broken English. Why did the client pick this odd character to front the campaign?"