Diary: Turkey of the Week - Grey/Febreze

Ian Darby finds himself contemplating the mortality of his fellow man when he watches the latest Febreze ad by Grey:

"By the end of this spot, you're left wishing the bloke playing dead on the carpet because he loves the smell of Febreze so much was actually dead. The tortuous point being made, combined with some infuriating characters trying to play a game with the carpet freak, make this an almost impossible ad to watch. Please bring back the boozy old man and the smell-conscious dog."