"Frankly, he's about as wooden as a goal-post. Did no-one think of sending Crouchy to acting lessons? It's a sad day when you're out-acted by the extras. If you want to create a decent football campaign to attract the male couch-potatoes this month, get the Wags in. I bet you the guys would pay more attention to Abbey Clancy than the beanpole England striker. Sexist, but true."
Mark Banham thinks the "point scoring" Pringles ad by Grey featuring Peter Crouch is about as contrived as his "robot dance":