DIARY: Turkey of the week - J. Walter Thompson/Andrex

Camilla Palmer squirms with embarrassment at J. Walter Thompson's dreadful Andrex ad: "The puppy's still cute, but what the hell's going on here? The bumptious fat bloke isn't going to notice that the adorable pooch has been replaced with a bog roll? I know that it's a joke but, honestly, it's a really awful one."