Diary: Turkey of the week - JWT/Wilkinson Sword

Noel Bussey, a life-long fan of facial furniture, has been put off beards and moustaches for life after watching JWT's travesty for Wilkinson Sword:

"What the hell is wrong with the hair on that man's face? And how is showing the prerequisite lantern-jawed hunk with four different-shaped merkins glued to his features supposed to persuade me to buy the razor? Plus, the fact that the 20-second TV ad uses ten seconds of stills from the equally poor poster campaign is astonishingly lazy."