DIARY: Turkey of the week - Lindt's Lindor Swiss chocolate

Lucy Aitken chokes on Euro RSCG Mezzano Costantini Mignani's work

for Lindt's Lindor brand: "A tacky pan-European ad with the laziest,

lowest common denominator: lady in red in the throes of an orgasm from

eating Swiss chocolate. Never mind chocolate hearts, this is a load of