"A man is just about to wash his dirty dog in the bath when the doorbell goes. Once its owner is out of the room, the dog - or rather a puppet version of it - starts dancing around and showering, accompanied by a staccato version of the Baha Men's Who Let the Dogs Out?. This, apparently, is what would happen in an ideal world. In reality, dogs makes bathrooms dirty, hence the need for the Cif. A weak idea, atrociously executed."
Lowe Paris' latest ad for Cif bathroom cleaner has Larissa Bannister reaching for the off button: