"Zzzzzzz ... what? ... Oh, are you STILL talking about rhubarb, Delia? I nodded off during the preceding three minutes of faux behind-the-scenes chat between the two clearly diametrically opposed celebrity chefs feigning an interest in one another's love of Waitrose products. I'd be amazed if anyone gets through this lengthy snoozefest without switching the channel."
Kate Nettleton feels inclined to boycott Waitrose after watching its latest ad from MCBD: