DIARY: Turkey of the week - Minerva/Douwe Egberts

Glen Mutel toyed with the idea of throwing himself under a Tube train when he saw Minerva's execution for Douwe Egberts: "How depressing would life be if women were really like this? Surely this ad will wind up more people than it amuses. Even if I did buy into the lazy premise, I'd still despair of the limp, half-hearted way that it's followed through."