DIARY: Turkey of the week - Ocean Finance

Caroline Marshall hates the Ocean Finance ads, the ones where the man blathers on about loans in an open-plan office, then customers endorse the finance scheme: "Anticipating the letters from DRTV bores, I daresay this pulls like a train but this is television advertising at its vacuous worst." Got a bigger Turkey in mind? Then e-mail turkeys.campaign@ haynet.com.