Diary: Turkey of the week - Ogilvy Advertising/Slim-Fast

Kunal Dutta is feeling tortured by Ogilvy Advertising's new ad for Slim-Fast:

"Of the dozens of diet ads filling the January airwaves, this is by far the most dreadful. The sight of an over-enthusiastic woman singing a mindless, repetitive melody is bad enough. But the rhyming is simply unbearable. Whoever wrote the line 'Funky monkey, give me a chocolate bar that's chunky' should realise this song is utterly patronising and would be better off being sung by the characters from In The Night Garden."