DIARY: Turkey of the week - Oracle/In-house

Glen Mutel is grossly underwhelmed by an Oracle press ad, produced in-house: "This ad takes pride of place on the outside back cover of The Economist, no less. What a wasted creative opportunity. What a waste of money for that matter. Surely they could have tucked this one away somewhere in the magazine for half the price. I know there's some logic to telling it like it is but does it have to be this unbearably dull?"