Diary: Turkey of the Week - Publicis/Cadbury Flake

Colin Marrs is disappointed that Publicis has dumped the "sexy-model-nibbles-on-chocolate-phallus" formula for the latest Cadbury Flake ad:

"Instead, Joss Stone - generally considered only marginally less annoying than Heather Mills - attempts creative inspiration in a studio full of blank-faced musicians. During a break in the torpid session, she performs a half-mumbled version of the iconic Flake jingle. Any potential for redemption through sexual suggestion is lost when Stone breaks a bit off the end of the bar before scoffing it."