Diary: Turkey of the Week - Publicis/Go Ahead cereal bars

Emma Barns despairs of Publicis' television commercial for Go Ahead cereal bars:

"A guy prevents his girlfriend from jumping on a plane and leaving him by producing a rubbery, synthetic-tasting, low-fat yoghurty thing. But far from giving the misguided fellow a slap around the chops, the silly girl throws her arms around him, telling him: 'Of course I'll stay, you big lump.' What situation could be further from reality? It's totally ridiculous and embarrassing to watch."