Diary: Turkey of the week - Quiet Storm/Viva channel

Noel Bussey rarely gets homicidal urges, but the irritating horse-mouthed freakshow yelling "up your Viva" in Quiet Storm's launch ad for the Viva channel makes him want to rip the guy's tongue out:

"The lad in the toilet is bad enough for being goaded into this idiot shouting match (I hope he peed all over his shoes), but the buffoon outside who looks like an ugly version of Razorlight's Johnny Borrell fills me with the kind of murderous hatred usually reserved for pointless people such as, well, Johnny Borrell."