Diary: Turkey of the week - Rainey Kelly Campbell Roalfe/Y&R/Land Rover

John Tylee is bemused by Rainey Kelly Campbell Roalfe/Y&R's TV spot promoting the sporty side of Land Rover's Freelander: "A wife toting a Saturday night special decides against blowing out the brains of her Freelander-driving husband but instead uses it as a starting gun. Maybe I'm slow off the mark but I needed several viewings before the penny dropped." Seen worse? E-mail turkeys.campaign@haynet.com.

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